February 2010
1 post
October 2009
4 posts
Font made of bacteria? →
WatchGives me chills. Especially wondering about al the stuff that must be going through his head when he gets buried…
September 2009
2 posts
July 2009
2 posts
Ron Paul Singles Bringing Love Into The r3VOLution →
I tried to think of something snarky to say about this, but it does a pretty good job of making fun of itself.It can’t be real! just listen to this profile excerpt:
I’m surfing the Tsunami of Doom. While I fully expect the collapse of the world I have always known, I have never been happier. I whistle a happy tune as I prepare for the economic apocalypse. My interests are meditation,...
June 2009
9 posts
Watcheagle attacks RC plane (via Vimeo)
Get Jesus on Your Toast. →
Penis-shaped mushroom named after frog expert →
Herpetologist Robert Drewes will forever be remembered for his two-inch Phallus.
Lil Wayne impersonator wanted; need not look like... →
Me:
I'm building a UAV
Me:
it will be able to navigate by GPS waypoints
Me:
in other words, I am going to crash it into Nick's place
PPK:
Hahahahahha
Me:
yeah
Me:
I think I can build one for sub-500 dollars
Me:
which is awesome
PPK:
That douche's going to get his
Me:
HAHAHAHAHA
Where do you live?
croooooow:
danielfaraday:
slightly:
destrokkk:
kel-c:
keepmesafe:
pacheeks:
emilyinthisclub:
LOUISIANA.
TORONTO.
Concord, North Carolina.
Daytona beach, florida
no, its not as nice as people make it out to be. it fucking sucks.
MIAMI BORING ASS FLORIDA
Staffordshire, UK.
baltimore, maryland
chapel hill, north carolina. danielfaraday, is baltimore really like the wire?
...
It’s a Stevie Wonder kind of day.(Jesus...
croooooow:
pterodactyls:
ALL GLORY TO THE...
May 2009
10 posts
chickenpox:
Does everyone from Baltimore talk like Ira Glass or the guys from Charm City Cakes!?!?!
I want to go there, and have conversations with all those boys with their soft, gentle yet still dry and masculine voices against my distinctly southern-California coastal surfer twang. I bet they would hate it.
actually, we’d love it. You should hear how the women in Baltimore talk. And...
Afghanistan's only pig quarantined in flu fear |... →
The best swine flu article I’ve seen so far. I don’t think this one is gonna get topped.
WatchNyle- let the beat build.
Researchers hijack botnet, score 56,000 passwords... →
i'm so mad at you right now, ubuntu
croooooow:
outofthemadness:
croooooow:
so mad
oh ubuntu.I enjoy fixing the occasional problem, but certainly not during exam season. What has it done to you now?
something something invalid ELF header, can’t start up gnome. i’m fixing this problem by reinstalling it because i’m a bit of an ubuntu n00b.
yeah I believe that at least part of the ELF header is used to specify which processor...
90 people get the swine flu and everybody wants to...
(via jessicachu)
April 2009
9 posts
i'm so mad at you right now, ubuntu
croooooow:
so mad
oh ubuntu.I enjoy fixing the occasional problem, but certainly not during exam season. What has it done to you now?
Today
Has been fucking incredible for no real reason at all.
WHAT?!
annatruus:
I gave blood last month and just got the results back: apparantly my blood type is O-.
Patients with Type O blood must receive Type O blood
Type O blood is the universal blood type and is the only blood type that can be transfused to patients with other blood types
Only about 7% of all people have Type O negative ...
Sigh.
You win, quasicircles. I can’t write about you anymore tonight. I’m going to sleep, soundly defeated.
what city do you live nearest to?
croooooow:
thepartyscene:
hepburns:
revolutions:
fallfordeceit:
fuckwhatyouknow:
livedeliberate:
jeezits:
lovelee:
hannahisdead:
thejoo:
sgtpepper:
helloastronaut:
plasticteacups:
lilise:
killthelights:
iamnodoctor:
georgasm:
Los Angeles. City of fake tans, fake boobs and good food.
Boston.
City of old history, obnoxious scene kids, and WICKED good food....
J Dilla- One Eleven
Now, will you listen to this...
March 2009
7 posts
A Conversation at the Grownup Table, as Imagined...
MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.
DAD: O.K.
GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.
DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.
UNCLE: I’m having sex right now.
DAD: We all are.
MOM: Let’s talk about which kid I like the best.
DAD: (laughing) You know, but you won’t tell.
MOM: If they ask me again, I might tell.
FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what! My voice is pretty loud!
DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren’t.
MOM: I’m angry! I’m angry all of a sudden!
DAD: I’m angry, too! We’re angry at each other!
MOM: Now everything is fine.
DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good.
MOM: There was a big sex.
FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest!
(Everybody laughs.)
MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I’m crazy!
GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like?
ALL: Yes.
GRANDFATHER: Don’t tell the kids.
February 2009
15 posts
Chicken Finger Friday
Oh Vdub, how I’ve missed you.
tesslynch:
shorterexcerpts:
tesslynch:
I think we should retire the word “random” unless it’s in direct reference to mathematical possibility, i.e. the lottery. This just in after viewing my Facebook friends’ photo albums page.
You mean you doubt a series of pictures of said friends from various nights out, often in order by day and time isn’t really “random”?
I don’t doubt that it’s...
What happens when magnets get too close together →
I think I’m gonna hold off on building that windmill for a little while, at least until I can get the image of that dudes finger out of my head, or anything that involves holding strong neodymium magnets close to one another
